handjob:

when someone tries taking food from your plate

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povvs:

good thing i spend 12 hours then

povvs:

good thing i spend 12 hours then

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thecursedknight:

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
Sorry but this look is currently unavailable
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1

Oh god this has to be the best one yet

thecursedknight:

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

Oh god this has to be the best one yet

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its-awesome-turtle-time:

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s  name is  meatloaf

and hes just been sitting there with the money between his paws for who knows how long

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via makin-my-way-down-routexx)

rosaparking:

chrispymoir:

rosaparking:

BALLS R THE FUNNIEST PART OF A DUDES BODY THEYRE LIKE DICK BOOBS WITH NO NIPPLE

You’ve never seen balls, have you?

I HAD MY BFS BALLS IN MY MOUTH 5 HRS AGO

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smoochums:

i just wanna be tumblr popular enough 2 get ppl to draw me as a magical girl

(via makin-my-way-down-routexx)

thegreatwhiteotaku:

Kaneki summing up how every anime/manga is started.

thegreatwhiteotaku:

Kaneki summing up how every anime/manga is started.

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luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

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condommodel:

check out this picture of a floating head

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entelijan:

Sign this petition

entelijan:

Sign this petition

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